I'm in a terrible jam and looking for suggestions. Please no jokes or snide remarks.?

apparently Oklahoma has the most jobs right now, so maybe look into Oklahoma city? don't go to California or Illinois. As for finding a job, i recommend you take whatever job you can get immediately. ..McDonald's to say this, but maybe try McDonald's or some other fast food place. it's an honest living at least. you're more than qualified and i can't see why there wouldn't be plenty of hours for you to quickly find a place to live, pay your debts and save up. also, see if you qualify for any public aid. in the meantime you could look for a job that pays better and uses you skills. you sound like a good person and i think you'll be able to fix your life up.